It's not me...it's you

Wife of pastors take note: if you husband turns out to be a homo, it may be because you let yourself become a disgusting fatass.

Yes, the reason why Ted Haggard "bought crystal meth and threw it away" (I officially deem this to be the new euphemism for being gay) is because his wife "let herself go."

I think I just figured out the origin of the idea that homosexuality is a choice. Once upon a time, there was a prissy little boy who grew up in a repressive household where he taught at home and at church that fags were going to burn in hell. He asked what a fag was, and they told him that they were people who liked other boys. Well, he liked other boys, but he sure wasn't about to tell everyone that he was going to hell!

So the boy grows to be a prissy little man who is smart, organized, articulate, and well dressed (as homosexuals tend to be) and he meets a girl that thinks he is cute. He could take or leave her, but figures he needs a wife in order to get a job as a pastor.

Soon, he is making the rounds with the different sins, and he finally gets to homosexuality. From his perspective, it was a choice: a choice between being openly gay, or being a closeted gay with a wife. So he preaches that being gay is a choice and everyone believes it.

Think about it. What completely straight person believes homosexuality is a choice? To believe that homosexuality is a choice is to be able to look deep inside yourself (assuming you are straight) and say, "I could, under the right circumstances, enjoy being with another man." I'm sure there are a lot of straight people who could own some of that statement, but for the straightest of straight, that statement should chance some minds.